The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an
Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth
man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper
and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies... Everyone agreed that was pretty good too.
But the Chemist said his cat could do even better.
He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,
got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly
8 ounces, without spilling a drop, into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was really good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and
said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said,
"CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,
ate the cookies .............
drank the milk ...............
shit on the paper ..............
screwed the other three cats .............
claimed he injured his back while doing so .................
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions .............
put in for Workers Compensation ............... and then ..............
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave, for a cat nap
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