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Pechvogel.....

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible".

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really".

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye".

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird doo-doo?"

"It was my first day with the hook"


Antworten zu Pechvogel.....:

*black one* ;D;D;D super ;D;D;D

 ;D;D;D obwohl ich kein französich kann, habe ich es geschnallt *grins* ;D;D;D

Computer-Denglisch sollte reichen dafür....... :D


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