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« am: 13.10.11, 18:10:18 »

Grummelnd sitzt der Opa in der Badewanne:"Eine saublöde Therapie-drei Mal täglich zehn Tropfen in warmen Wasser einnehmen."

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Re: Medizin...

« Antwort #1 am: 13.10.11, 21:11:37 »

Ist das noch Hildesheimer oder schon Alzheimer???

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Re: Medizin...

« Antwort #2 am: 14.10.11, 11:18:21 »

Wohl beides.

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