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 [ ratio author=SanMarius link=board=9;threadid=34753;start=0#157558 date=1089811411 ] delegate virus:  This virus uses your all system resources and covers ever for more the non removable disk capacity.  Abortion opponent virus:  Not one file lets you delete more, no matter how old or small it is.  Adam and Eva virus:  Remove a few bytes from your APPLE.  Binder virus:  Archives all files on the non removable disk so for a long time, until one really regains none more.  Alzheimer virus:  Always forgets, where he put applications down.  Amnesty internationally virus:  This virus sits down into the upper storage area and accomplishes automatically a Undelete of all deleted files.  Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:  Terminates and stays resident.  It comes back.  Physician virus:  Scans the entire system for errors.  If he does not find errors, then he stops his work for four weeks and sends a calculation over 3800 euro.  If he finds an error, then he writes the computer on uncertain time ill.  In this time the computer cannot be used.  Nuclear power opponent virus:  All connections to the CCU are occupied and given only after two days again freely.  AT&T virus:  Tells you every three minutes, how mad it is.  An official Virus:  Expected with the system start 17 a digit person index as well as the form 21-Ema08/15, which can be requested with the responsible office for order.  Authorities virus:  This virus spends many forms infinitely on your printer.  This virus works very slowly.  Bill Clinton virus:  Here we are not yet safe us, which it makes.  Bobbit virus:  Removes a necessary part of the non removable disk and attaches in later again.  Nevertheless this part of the fixed slat works never again correctly.  Boris Becker virus:  The message spends:  "Aeh, I believes, aeh, it is somewhat wrong, aeh, with its computer."  Buerokraten virus:  Divides the work time computers into thousands small parts.  Each part makes practically nothing stated, but, it is the most important part of the computer.  Nose Bunny virus:  Modification recently in the press admits become WinWord macro virus.  This mutation converts the word ' I ' in each again provided document in ' my mine '.  Federal Railroads virus:  All programs are loaded with ten minutes of delay.  Colani virus:  This advancement of the autumn leaves virus deletes so long indications of texts indicated on the screen, until these are trimmed on spherical shape.  German bank virus (cutter failure - virus):  This in common-dangerous virus deletes 80-260 megabyte of its data - while it on the internal Speaker the sentence "that are nevertheless only Peanuts..." spends.  Discussion virus:  Codes all files on the non removable disk, can be persuaded however after a discussion to decode at least one part again.  Elvis virus:  Your computer becomes ever fatter, slower and putrid, until it finally destroys itself, in order to then appear occasionally in purchase passages and gas stations in America again.  Emanzipationsvirus:  Male noun attaches "in" in all Word documents to everyone.  Airplane virus:  You are in Hanover, but your data are in Munich.  Birthday virus:  The system date presents one year.  Trade union virus:  After one hour use switches off the computer again, because the negotiated work time is exceeded.  If the computer is again turned on on the same day, then the computer user is sued at the Federal Labor Court.  Helmut Kohl virus:  Power anything, but one does not become simply not loose it.  IBM virus:  Does not co-operate with a INTEL computer.  Refectory virus:  Shows pictures of zusammengematschtem meal, until the user becomes bad.  Michael Jackson virus:  This virus is very difficult to recognize, since it changes continuously its appearance.  Monopoly virus:  Current application lets you fall and gives the message to "going on restart.  Go directly there!  Do not go over the Programmanager!"  out.  Monty Python virus:  And now for something completely different...  Power pack exhaust virus:  Produced by change of the exhaust rotation different melodies.  Immediately into covering go, as soon as it anstimmt a mourning march.  Opposition virus:  The non removable disk fills virus completely with useless files and pushes it then on the delegates.  Politician virus:  Variant of the delegate virus.  Two windows appear on the screen, which make themselves in each case responsible for the virus infestation mutually.  Prince virus:  Footstep only with Windows applications up.  All writings for the True type Font exchanges ' taps Dingbats ' out.  Realm Ranicki virus:  If everything reads your text files in, it sends in the InterNet and evaluates it there regarding its literary quality.  Republican virus:  This virus spends all documents completely right on the screen.  Startrek virus:  This virus strikes your system, where ever a virus was not before.  Striptease virus:  A file attribute deletes after the other one.  Texas virus:  It guarantees that he is larger than every other file on the non removable disk.  Animal protection virus:  It permits no more inputs with the mouse so for a long time no written explanation of it is present, which confirms that the mouse works completely voluntarily and with sufficient free-wheel on the computer.  Walzer virus:  The clock frequency of your computer sets on 3/4-clock.  Waigel virus:  Stops every few minutes the computer, in order to beg after money.  Windows 95 virus:  It ensures for the fact that your Pentium behaves like a 386er.  [/ratio ]