Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't
that Bush and Powell?"
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The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
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So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
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Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
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The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
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Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
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The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
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Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
that Bush and Powell?"
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The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
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So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
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Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
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The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
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Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."
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The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
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Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"